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May 22, 2013
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rudeandgingerdoctor:

221cbakerstreet:

princessfreakazoid:

larry-while-were-young:

princessfreakazoid:

in the 1940s the word “boner” used to mean “huge mistake” and it still pretty much means that

how the fuck would you know that

.

because i know things

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i read these to my dad and he literally fell off his chair laughing and is now purple in the face

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May 22, 2013
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kisskicker: Prince Gumball’s path to the throne was brutal. Fionna wasn’t around during the Sugar Wars; Gumball distracts her by acting super bland and wearing disco pants. Marshall Lee knows the truth, but as Chaotic Neutral, he just can’t bring himself to give a shit. ETA: Nhyworks just gave me the amazing pun ‘Game of Scones.’ Brb dying ok.

kisskicker:

Prince Gumball’s path to the throne was brutal. Fionna wasn’t around during the Sugar Wars; Gumball distracts her by acting super bland and wearing disco pants.

Marshall Lee knows the truth, but as Chaotic Neutral, he just can’t bring himself to give a shit.

ETA: Nhyworks just gave me the amazing pun ‘Game of Scones.’ Brb dying ok.

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May 22, 2013
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"One time I went shopping for shirts and suits, but then I found the most beautiful pair of socks and I thought, “I just have to buy this”. So when I did, and I was at the counter, the cashier told me, “You can get another pair of socks for a half off since we’re having a special sale.” So I did, I went and got another pair of socks and then they told me, this time, that if I buy another pair of socks, I’ll get another pair of socks for free…And so I bought another socks to get another pair of socks for free and they told me again that if I buy another pair of socks, this time, they’ll let me have two pairs of socks for free. And I did. So by the end of the day, I had bought about 7 pairs of socks and no new suits or shirts. And I thought to myself, “This is my life now. Spending money on socks."

—

Benedict Cumberbatch, excerpt from Neigh magazine (via galifianafuck)

#oh my god   #I am laughing so hard   #I’m reading this thinking there was going to be some meaningful expression about society at the end   #but no   #it’s just the life and times of benny’s socks   

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May 21, 2013
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thedoctorisaconsultinghunter:

hipsterinatardis:

If you don’t love Wallace, you’re wrong.

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May 21, 2013
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attilee: pretty much.

attilee:

pretty much.

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May 21, 2013
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sekra: listen to the imaginary voice of your dog, will

sekra:

listen to the imaginary voice of your dog, will

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May 20, 2013
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snarkreactors:

I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light

so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue

and then I realized

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uh

oh

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May 20, 2013
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z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

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May 19, 2013
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hogwartsfacebook: stardustandwands: phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess: paradiselostbythedashboardlight: inspired by this Tony Stark is missing in that scale Tony Stark is the scale

hogwartsfacebook:

stardustandwands:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

paradiselostbythedashboardlight:

inspired by this

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Tony Stark is missing in that scale

Tony Stark is the scale

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May 19, 2013
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faustyflakes: staysandstories: madtomedgar: strawberry-fox: A pair of green-tinted spectacles is on display in the Monticello Visitors Center. These are believed to have belonged to Thomas Jefferson, although we do not know precisely what he used them for. According to Silvio Bedini, tinted glasses first appeared around 1810. They were not typically used as sunglasses as we might think of them, but “to improve the vision out of doors.” why is he not depicted wearing these in every portrait Somebody with art skills please rectify this horrible oversight. bitchin a real american sphinx

faustyflakes:

staysandstories:

madtomedgar:

strawberry-fox:

A pair of green-tinted spectacles is on display in the Monticello Visitors Center. These are believed to have belonged to Thomas Jefferson, although we do not know precisely what he used them for. According to Silvio Bedini, tinted glasses first appeared around 1810. They were not typically used as sunglasses as we might think of them, but “to improve the vision out of doors.”

why is he not depicted wearing these in every portrait

Somebody with art skills please rectify this horrible oversight.

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bitchin

a real american sphinx

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